Well, it’s that time of the month, and my bike is decorated accordingly.

A fool and his money are soon elected.—Will Rogers
"Fools Rush In"—Rick Nelson
"Fool in the Rain"—Led Zeppelin
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.—Shakespeare
"Fool on the Hill"—Beatles
A fool is wise in his eyes.—King Solomon
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.—Ralph Waldo Emerson
A fool may speak, but a wise man talks.—Ben Jonson
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.—Publilius Syrus
Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.—Henry David Thoreau
Only a fool or a fraud could sentimentalize war’s cruel reality.—John McCain
To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution.—Marcus Aurelius
You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.—George W. Bush
The cleverest of all is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.—Fyodor Dostoevsky
A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.—Miguel de Unamuno
Any man is liable to err, only a fool persists in error.—Cicero
Showing off is the fool’s idea of glory.—Bruce Lee
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. –Euripides
Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it.—H.L. Mencken
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.—Mark Twain
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.—Bismarck
I wasn’t born a fool. It took work to get this way.—Danny Kaye
“Fool for Love”—Sam Shepard
"Won’t Get Fooled Again"—The Who
“Ship of Fools”—Katherine Anne Porter, The Doors
The big fool says to push on.—Pete Seeger
A fool uttereth all his mind.—Proverbs
What fools these mortals be.—Shakespeare