Editor;

I may be a moron, too, but I agree with Art Mijares of Oakley that we should change the name of Mount Diablo. How about “Mount Rumsfeld,” who is really the devil. Or we could delay it for a while – there’s a thought, “Mount Delay.” Come to think of it the real devil in our lives, Dick Cheney, will be needing a monument for 2008 when he runs for president. “Mount Cheney.”

If we could get the support of Rumsfeld, Delay and Cheney for the name change, we could call it Mount Rushmore, or if that’s taken, how about 3 Com Park or Monster Park or PacBell Park. Nah, let’s stick with Mount Rushmore. Bill Murray will probably show up for the dedication.

By the way, editor, God told me to write this letter.

Franklin Kistner

Danville

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